Dear Ex-Husband,
You are rusty and dented and a little bit crumpled,
and you have hit a few potholes on your journey.
Regardless, you are still on the track and actively in the running.
Fortunately, you remain quite a few laps away from
the waving checkered flag that signals the finish line.
Happy Birthday old relic, and may you have many more
happy Birthdays to celebrate.
Humorously Yours,
your Ex-Wife
