Choose a response.....?
a) Yes! Next time choose a much bigger log!
b) Yes! Now will you stop comparing yourself
to every inanimate object you come across!
c) No! You could lay next to anything
and you'd be the most svelte,
ravishing Iguana in the jungle!
The correct answer to anyone with eyes
is obviously c) ....and I just want to congratulate you
on your fabulous new figure!
IGUANA look just like YOU!
