Congratulations Daughter on the Birth of First Child Girl in Pink
For accepting the job of mommy,
your salary will soon be paid
through slobbery, toothless smiles!
Your annual raises will be
comprised of laughter and hugs
Oh and your retirement plan?
Well that will be paid out
in the form of grandchildren!
Welcome to Motherhood Sweetheart!
Finally, my retirement plan is kicking in!