Over beer, discussing that the groundhog
is more properly referred to as
Marmota monax,
a rodent in the Sciuridae family.
As you know, the Sciuridae family
is part of a group comprised,
generally speaking,
of large ground squirrels.
Yes, let's celebrate this most important holiday,
giving the groundhog the respect they deserve
for being such a critical part of the earth's ecology.
Now where's that beer ...