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Congratulations on Your Vasectomy

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Inside Text: You're having no more children.To that your wife says "thanks."There's no reason not to practice,and start shooting all those blanks.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 57911
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You're having no more children.To that your wife says "thanks."There's no reason not to practice,and start shooting all those blanks.

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Anyway. Hop it works out for ya. I mean "hope." (Darn typos)
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 394835
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Anyway. Hop it works out for ya. I mean "hope." (Darn typos)

An amusing vasectomy get well, feel better cartoon

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Inside Text: I hope you feel better shortly from the vasectomy. You're lucky in a way, being one of the few that won't need the "Cone of Shame." Get well soon, "Shorty"!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1353818
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I hope you feel better shortly from the vasectomy. You're lucky in a way, being one of the few that won't need the "Cone of Shame." Get well soon, "Shorty"!

Bust a Nut Vasectomy Get Well Humor

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Inside Text: I just bust a nut! Here's to a speedy recovery after your vasectomy.
Artist: © Sue Nollmeyer
Product Id: 916393
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I just bust a nut! Here's to a speedy recovery after your vasectomy.

Humorous Get Well Vasectomy and Treatment Decision…

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Inside Text: Feel better soon from your vasectomy surgery. As with Lennie, we're pulling for you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1490100
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Feel better soon from your vasectomy surgery. As with Lennie, we're pulling for you!

Funny Blank All Occasion Dogs, Heaven & Spaying…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396652
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Get Well Vasectomy

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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438528
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You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get Well Soon!

Feel Better / Vasectomy

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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon from your VASECTOMY!
Artist: Gail Pepin
Product Id: 829934
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Hope you feel better soon from your VASECTOMY!

Occasions Doggone It I Hope You Feel Better…

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Inside Text: I heard you had a ruff one. Doggone it, get better soon.
Artist: Ant Hole
Product Id: 1551152
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I heard you had a ruff one. Doggone it, get better soon.

Get Well Vasectomy II - Funny

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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489819
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You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Get well soon!

Funny off-color vasectomy feel better and recover…

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Inside Text: You've had your years together and now you're separated, so to speak. I imagine you'll get everything back together after finally reaching those heavenly gates. Congrats and feel better on your trip to sterility.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396648
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You've had your years together and now you're separated, so to speak. I imagine you'll get everything back together after finally reaching those heavenly gates. Congrats and feel better on your trip to sterility.

Get Well Vasectomy - Funny

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Inside Text: Now that your tool has been cleaned and sterilized, we now have to work on your dirty mind. Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489818
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Now that your tool has been cleaned and sterilized, we now have to work on your dirty mind. Get well soon!

Funny congrats on getting your pet neutered

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your decision to control the pet population. Let's work on the politicians next.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396686
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Congratulations on your decision to control the pet population. Let's work on the politicians next.

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 396971
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Too much information! Best of luck in your recovery!

Get Well Vesectomy - Crowd

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Inside Text: We are on the edge of our seats! Get Well Soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 769771
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We are on the edge of our seats! Get Well Soon!

Vasectomy - Bandage - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 973883
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Humorous vasectomy congrats and Veterinarian…

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Inside Text: Maybe the neutering will help with the night prowling ... Congratulations on getting your vasectomy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1228876
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Maybe the neutering will help with the night prowling ... Congratulations on getting your vasectomy!

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Better late than never! Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 424041
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Better late than never! Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congratulations - Retro Funny

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Inside Text: You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 438515
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You may be out of bullets, but you can still aim the thing. Perhaps. Congratulations!

Funny Get Better from Vasectomy, You're Milkin' It

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Inside Text: Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1433960
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Just kidding. Rest, heal and get better soon.

Amusing all occasion vasectomy blank cartoon

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1353822
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Vasectomy - Scrub Bear - Get Well

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Inside Text: Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 822995
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Sending you warm wishes for a speedy recovery

Amusing high pants vasectomy get well wishes…

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Inside Text: VASECTOMY? You'll be feeling fine and wearing your pants even higher soon! CONGRATULATIONS on your incision decision!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1377054
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VASECTOMY? You'll be feeling fine and wearing your pants even higher soon! CONGRATULATIONS on your incision decision!

Get Well Soon Card, For Vasectomy, Mountain Lake

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Inside Text: Take the time you need to rest, relax and get your body back in balance. You are loved and needed by too many for you to do any less.
Artist: Michael Peychich
Product Id: 1268680
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Take the time you need to rest, relax and get your body back in balance. You are loved and needed by too many for you to do any less.

Congratulations Vasectomy - Funny

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Inside Text: Just because you're now shooting blanks doesn't mean you can now disregard our concealed carry laws. I'll be watchin'. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489821
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Just because you're now shooting blanks doesn't mean you can now disregard our concealed carry laws. I'll be watchin'. Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congrats

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Inside Text: They can reverse these ya know. Just a thought. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382232
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They can reverse these ya know. Just a thought. Congratulations!

Vasectomy Congratulations

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Inside Text: Glad everything went OK though. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387278
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Glad everything went OK though. Congratulations!

Vasectomy Get Well - Retro

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Inside Text: The last time they put a knife down there in that region, you saw what happened, right? Oh well, I trust you knew what you were doing. Get well soon.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 437299
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The last time they put a knife down there in that region, you saw what happened, right? Oh well, I trust you knew what you were doing. Get well soon.

Get Well from Vasectomy with a Sick Horse Covered…

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Inside Text: Hope you're up galloping again real soon!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Product Id: 1223090
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Hope you're up galloping again real soon!

Feel Better Vasectomy Dog Playing Piano…

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Inside Text: "You've done a good thing!" Wishing you a speedy recovery with your vasectomy. Feel better soon!
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Product Id: 658357
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"You've done a good thing!" Wishing you a speedy recovery with your vasectomy. Feel better soon!