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It's Your Birthday Lose The Housework And Live a…

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Inside Text: For heavens' sake it's your birthday Lose the housework and live a little!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 1127102

For heavens' sake it's your birthday Lose the housework and live a little!

Get Well And Get The Cat To Do With The House…

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Inside Text: Which sucks when you're not feeling well and could use some help. Hope you feel purrrrrfect soon!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 440580

Which sucks when you're not feeling well and could use some help. Hope you feel purrrrrfect soon!

Which Is Why We Suck At Buying Gifts Happy Father…

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Inside Text: Which is why we suck at buying gifts. Happy Father's Day!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 440562

Which is why we suck at buying gifts. Happy Father's Day!

Custom When Your Dreams Turn To Dust Vacuum!…

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Inside Text: Then throw it out in the trash without delay! Once that is done start fresh with excitement. Finally, believe in yourself like I believe in you!
Artist: Olivia A. Kneibler
Product Id: 1585602

Then throw it out in the trash without delay! Once that is done start fresh with excitement. Finally, believe in yourself like I believe in you!

Humorous Golf Birthday With Golfer Draining Water…

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Inside Text: Hope your birthday is up to par! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1672696

Hope your birthday is up to par! Happy Birthday

toughest, soldier, vacuum, cleaner

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Inside Text: HAVE A VICTORIOUS MOTHER'S DAY!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 425843

HAVE A VICTORIOUS MOTHER'S DAY!

Humorous Blank Card With Golfer Draining Water Out…

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Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1672694

Happy Birthday From Cat Who Sucks At Buying Gifts

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Inside Text: Which is why we suck at buying gifts. Happy birthday!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 440570

Which is why we suck at buying gifts. Happy birthday!

Amusing out of this world birthday greeting…

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Inside Text: This birthday you'll have enough candles lit that you can be seen from orbit ... HAVE A GREAT ONE!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1269934

This birthday you'll have enough candles lit that you can be seen from orbit ... HAVE A GREAT ONE!

Funny birthday card: Cat vs. Dog

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Inside Text: ANOTHER BIRTHDAY? SUCK IT UP... YOU'LL SURVIVE.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 369404

ANOTHER BIRTHDAY? SUCK IT UP... YOU'LL SURVIVE.

Humorous Getting Older Birthday Card You Get…

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Inside Text: ... because you bought a new vacuum! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1595480

... because you bought a new vacuum! Happy Birthday

Amusing out of this world announcement of a move…

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Inside Text: We've moved to a far, far place. The address is new but the chores will remain the same. OUR NEW LOCATION:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1269960

We've moved to a far, far place. The address is new but the chores will remain the same. OUR NEW LOCATION:

Blank Inside Cat Are Under Tremendous Peer…

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Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 543294

Hot Mama Funny Housework Multitasking Birthday…

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Inside Text: You are never too old to master the art of multitasking!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 620489

You are never too old to master the art of multitasking!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Cute Funny Birthday Getting Older Really Sucks

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Inside Text: Let's embrace the suckand celebrate!Happy Birthday
Artist: Greetings from Anne
Product Id: 1775562

Let's embrace the suckand celebrate!Happy Birthday

Humorous Birthday The Universe Works In Mysterious…

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Inside Text: . . . the next you're shopping for vacuum cleaners! Happy Birthday
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1679916

. . . the next you're shopping for vacuum cleaners! Happy Birthday

Happy Father's Day

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Inside Text: Thanks you for always being such a cool dad for me.
Artist: annielim
Product Id: 425910

Thanks you for always being such a cool dad for me.

Amusing group birthday wish to housekeeper or maid…

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Inside Text: You're a shining star in our universe. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to an out-of-this-world housekeeper!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1269980

You're a shining star in our universe. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to an out-of-this-world housekeeper!

Funny Mother's Day Fortune Teller For Mom

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Inside Text: See, Mom ... it could have been worse. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
Artist: © Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 1373352

See, Mom ... it could have been worse. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

Mother's Day You're An Angel Not Literally But You…

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Inside Text: Mom, you're an angel Not literally, thank God, but you get the point Happy Mother's Day!
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 1127854

Mom, you're an angel Not literally, thank God, but you get the point Happy Mother's Day!

Love can be messy Valentine's

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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Catarina Claeson
Product Id: 1193582

Happy Valentine's Day!

Congratulations to Janitor on Retirement, Brooms,…

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Inside Text: Get outta there! Go! You'll always be needed, but not there. Happy Retirement!
Artist: Evelyn Mancino
Product Id: 1476614

Get outta there! Go! You'll always be needed, but not there. Happy Retirement!

Super Mom Funny Mother'S Day

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Inside Text: Today is your day to do nothing. Happy Mother's Day!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 915469

Today is your day to do nothing. Happy Mother's Day!

I'm So Sorry For Your Loss Whenever I Hear…

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Inside Text: On top of everything else, she had a wonderful sense of humor Wherever I hear laughter, I think of her I'm so sorry for your loss
Artist: © Mike Baldwin
Product Id: 1127114

On top of everything else, she had a wonderful sense of humor Wherever I hear laughter, I think of her I'm so sorry for your loss

Amusing Get Well Soon and Share the Load

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Inside Text: As you heal, let someone else help carry the load. Put your feet up and enjoy the ride. Get well and feel better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1726628

As you heal, let someone else help carry the load. Put your feet up and enjoy the ride. Get well and feel better soon.

Humorous Thank You to An Outstanding Pet Sitter

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Inside Text: A huge thank you to you, my pet sitter, for always keeping my pets safe and well for me. I appreciate everything you do!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1723976

A huge thank you to you, my pet sitter, for always keeping my pets safe and well for me. I appreciate everything you do!

Amusing Thank You to Your Veterinarian or Animal…

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Inside Text: A huge thank you for patching up my dear four-legged friend after the accident. Your dedication as a veterinarian is deeply appreciated.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1723978

A huge thank you for patching up my dear four-legged friend after the accident. Your dedication as a veterinarian is deeply appreciated.

Amusing Thank You to the Maintenance and…

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Inside Text: A huge thank you for your dedication to cleaning and maintaining our facilities. We notice the results of your work each and every day. You make lives easier.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1723984

A huge thank you for your dedication to cleaning and maintaining our facilities. We notice the results of your work each and every day. You make lives easier.

Birthday for Janitor Tools of the Trade Card

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Inside Text: Here's hoping you really clean up on your birthday!
Artist: Evelyn Mancino
Product Id: 1484472

Here's hoping you really clean up on your birthday!

Amusing Staycation Bon Voyage and Travel Advice

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Inside Text: Enjoy putting your feet up and relaxing for a time. You can still travel in your mind. Bon voyage on your staycation!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1726626

Enjoy putting your feet up and relaxing for a time. You can still travel in your mind. Bon voyage on your staycation!