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Birthday > Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

They say when you turn 50, everything starts going downhill, because you're officially Over The Hill! Celebrate the downward slope with these festive over the hill birthday cards perfect for a 50th birthday celebration.

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According to the Mirror He is Not Over The Hill ca…
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Inside Text: Well, Carl here on your card is looking in the mirror and he thinks that he looks pretty good in spite of going over the hill on his birthday. Could be the beer. But one thing for sure about dinosaurs, pardon the term, they don't worry about over the hill because they are the original over the hill gang.
And, no matter what others say, you are not a dinosaur.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: 2dinosaurs
Artist Notes: The ol'over the hill expression. Looking into the mirror, Carl thinks to himself that he looks pretty good for being over the hill on his 60th birthday. But then, dinosaurs didn't usually get to be 20 or 30 or even 40. 50 would be over the hill for a dinosaur. Happy Birthday my friend.
Product Id: 372413
Over the Hill Funny Hot Mama Card
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Inside Text: Wine, chocolate, and your BFF
to share it with!

Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 1198810
Old Fart Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 867831
Over the hill card
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Inside Text: ...you'd get dizzy
just looking at it!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63807
67th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580206
Over the hill pug BIRTHDAY card
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Inside Text: BUT YOU CAN SEE
THE OTHER SIDE
FROM WHERE YOU'RE AT!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Perry Coderre
Artist Notes: IF YOU NEED ANY CHANGES MADE TO THE IMAGE OR INSIDE TEXT PLEASE CONTACT ME AT: perrycoderre@hotmail.com
Product Id: 771278
You Rock Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: HAPPY
BIRTHDAY!!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 672336
56th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580194
40th BIrthday - Hound Dog-Humor card
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Inside Text: It was a long climb,
but you finally made it over the hill!

Happy 40th Birthday!
Artist: C.A.Teresa
Artist Notes: Can be Personalized or Custom Ordered-Contact Me
Product Id: 627556
64th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580203
69th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580209
76th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580217
Happy Birthday - Over the Hill card
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Inside Text: You Feel.
You are not over the hill, just under the
mound!
Artist: Janna Graves
Product Id: 748697
Happy birthday for her, over the hill, humor birth…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want
for your birthday is not
to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that female friend or family member who's (nearly) over the hill with this funny Birthday card featuring a bulldog wearing a purple hat with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924405
Over the Hill #2 card
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Inside Text: ...your Birthday cake is pureed and
spoon fed to you by a
Hospice nurse!
Artist: Linda Klemanski
Artist Notes: If you would like this card personalized by adding a name to the front, changing the background color, or something else, just leave a note by using the Contact This Artist link found on the first page of my store. Please check out my other holiday cards while you are here!
Product Id: 299956
Happy birthday,over the hill, humor birthday card,…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that friend or family member who's (nearly) over the hill with this funny Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 919142
Happy birthday for her, over the hill, humor birth…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want
for your birthday is not
to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that female friend or family member who's (nearly) over the hill with this funny Birthday card featuring a bulldog wearing a purple hat with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924406
Over the Hill #1 card
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Inside Text: ...someone buys you "Depends"
for a Birthday present
(and you appreciate it)!
Artist: Linda Klemanski
Artist Notes: If you would like this card personalized by adding a name to the front, changing the background color, or something else, just leave a note by using the Contact This Artist link found on the first page of my store. Please check out my other holiday cards while you are here!
Product Id: 299946
Over the Hill #5 card
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Inside Text: ...you fall asleep,
people worry you are dead..
Artist: Linda Klemanski
Artist Notes: If you would like this card personalized by adding a name to the front, changing the background color, or something else, just leave a note by using the Contact This Artist link found on the first page of my store. Please check out my other holiday cards while you are here!
Product Id: 300016
BABY BOOMER - Happy Birthday card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to my Favorite Baby Boomer -

You are NOT over the hill!

You're just an experienced mountain climber, that's all.
Artist: Jacqueline Migell
Artist Notes: There are other professions and hobbies listed for this design. Some of the sentiments are pretty racy (although usually just implied, not spelled out) so of course you can change the sentiments to something more PG if you need to.
Product Id: 381719
Over The Hill Hot Mama Birthday Card
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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

CHICK!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 752716
Over the Hill Birthday - Grass is Greener card
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Inside Text: I bet you thought
the grass was greener
over that hill!
Have an awesome birthday.
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Artist Notes: Cow face, up close! Over the hill- grass is greener cow humor birthday card. This image available for belated birthday, as well at www.greetingcarduniverse.com/christieblack.
Product Id: 761219
Funny, Oh My Goodness, Shocked Owl, Over the Hill,…
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Inside Text: You're over
the hill now!
Artist: Carole Barkett
Artist Notes: Watercolor painting
Product Id: 790573
Over the Hill #7 card
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Inside Text: ...you enjoy hearing about
other people's operations.
Artist: Linda Klemanski
Artist Notes: If you would like this card personalized by adding a name to the front, changing the background color, or something else, just leave a note by using the Contact This Artist link found on the first page of my store. Please check out my other holiday cards while you are here!
Product Id: 300010
Over the Hill Deer card
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Inside Text: HANG ON
for
'DEER' LIFE,
that next step
is a doozy!
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Artist Notes: What else can you do once you're over the hill?
Product Id: 298774
Over The Hill - Birthday - Alphabet Art card
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Inside Text: Repeat after me:

"I'd rather be over the hill
than under the hill"

Happy Birthday
Artist: ABC by Sue
Product Id: 919929
Happy Birthday, Oldie but Goodie card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday To An

Oldie But A Goodie
Artist: Robin Cowles
Product Id: 986605
51st Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580187
53rd Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580191
Tulips on a round hill card
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Inside Text: Happy birthday to someone
who is not over the hill just yet!
Have fun
Artist: Jean Ann Fitzhugh
Product Id: 441440
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