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Over the Hill Birthday Cards

They say when you turn 50, everything starts going downhill, because you're officially Over The Hill! Celebrate the downward slope with these festive over the hill birthday cards perfect for a 50th birthday celebration.

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Drink Wine Over The Hill Card
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Inside Text: It helps you forget about the HOT FLASHES, and can make you feel years younger
(at least until the next day)

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 708126
Look Good on your Birthday card
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Inside Text: ... even your "gray hares" look cute


Happy Birthday!
Artist: dawn munson-detloff
Artist Notes: Looking Good on your Birthday even with Gray Hair (Hare)
Product Id: 1450026
Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580185
Birthday Humor Sledding Accident card
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Inside Text: Wow!
You went over the hill
and THEN some!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Emily Roesly
Artist Notes: Photo by Kenn Kiser
Product Id: 761265
Steep Drop Ahead Sign, Funny Over the Hill 50th Bi…
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Inside Text: I tried to warn you.
You've really gone
Over the Hill
this time and
there's no way back up.
Happy 50th Birthday!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: Humorous "Over the Hill" 50th birthday paper card with caution sign for steep drop ahead on the road of life. Balloons from:inky2010/Openclipart and sign thanks to ocal/Clker.
Product Id: 1399070
Ostrich with Head in Sand Humorous Birthday card
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Inside Text: You're another year older!

Happy Birthday.
Artist: Robert Tyrrell
Artist Notes: Birthday card for those who can't confront the fact that they re another year older.
Product Id: 1440010
Happy Birthday, Oldie but Goodie card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday To An

Oldie But A Goodie
Artist: Robin Cowles
Product Id: 986605
Over The Hill Lucky 7’S Slot Machine Birthday Card…
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Inside Text: LUCKY 7'S AND A
DOUBLE MARTINI!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 854116
Over the Hill Funny Hot Mama Card
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Inside Text: Wine, chocolate, and your BFF
to share it with!

Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 1198810
Over the Hill Birthday Cute Sheep Humor card
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Inside Text: ... and AWAYYY!

Celebrate a new beginning.
Happy Birthday
Artist: Vicky Rubin
Artist Notes: This cute white sheep with balloons in a bright blue sky easily floats past fluffy clouds and over the hill to a new beginning.This gently humorous happy birthday card will make anyone feel good about getting older.
Product Id: 1317484
70th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580210
Birthday-they say it’s all downhill from here card
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Inside Text: So is that a good thing?


Anyway have a great birthday.
Artist: They say cards
Artist Notes: Well known sayings don't just come from anywhere. They are the result of years of painstaking scientific research conducted by 'they'.
Product Id: 800053
Happy birthday, over the hill, humorous bulldog, r…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that male friend or family member who's getting old and (nearly) over the hill with this funny retro Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924411
FUNNY HOT MAMA OVER THE HILL ENJOY THE DISCOUNTS c…
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Inside Text: Just enjoy the discounts!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 909650
Happy birthday,over the hill, humorous male bulldo…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that male friend or family member who's getting old and (nearly) over the hill with this funny retro Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924413
Friend Birthday - Over The Hill card
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Inside Text: Over the Hill!
Be sure to enjoy this year as much as possible,
because next year when another birthday comes,
you'll be better and older than ever!!!
Artist: Eve Parry
Product Id: 511000
60th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580198
Life is Like a Bunch of Grapes card
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Inside Text: Eventually they are going to shrivel up and die.
So stop whining and get over it.
You're over the hill now like the rest of us!
Just make some wine out of them
and drink it in!

Happy Birthday My Friend!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 391827
Old Fart Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 867831
Over The Hill - Clowns card
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Inside Text: Oh Dear!
You're certainly over the hill
Artist: Eve Parry
Artist Notes: Created from my original photos.
Product Id: 690556
Old Fashioned Fun Birthday Card - Camellias card
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Inside Text: As members of the "Over the Hill" Club,
if someone doesn't like the
"old fashioned" way we celebrate,
we can just pretend not to hear them!

With age comes privileges!!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ruth Logsdon
Artist Notes: Camellias are an "old fashioned" flower to help you celebrate an "old fashioned" way. With age comes privileges. We think of getting to a certain age to drive a car or to drink; however, there are privileges that come later in life, too. One of those is to act like you don't hear them!
Product Id: 802740
65th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580204
Over the hill card
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Inside Text: No way!
Just eating away at it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63268
You’re Never Over the Hill - Over the Hill Birthda…
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Inside Text: Those who stay young at heart
remain truly ageless.

Happy Birthday
Artist: Christi Madden
Artist Notes: The trees are dressed in Autumn colors, and fluffy clouds float in a light blue sky, with “You’re never over the hill!” resting on a fresh-looking green grass hill. Inside, we are reminded that those who stay young at heart remain truly ageless - a colorful card with an uplifting message to brighten that special someone’s birthday.
Product Id: 872429
Over the hill card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: More like attached to it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63272
Happy Birthday - Cactus Humor card
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Inside Text: As you have rolled over the top of the hill, and start on you way down the other side, try to avoid the cactus needles lying in your path.

Here's some flowers for my favorite old fogey.
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Uniquely Yours
Artist Notes: This card can be customized internally and externally.
Product Id: 684039
Hoochie Mama Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Wine, chocolate,
and a
hoochie mama outfit!

Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 879951
69th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580209
Over-the-hill Mummy card
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Inside Text: If I had to guess,
I'd say you were
from under the hill.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ross Peterson
Product Id: 751998
Happy birthday for her, over the hill, humor birth…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want
for your birthday is not
to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that female friend or family member who's (nearly) over the hill with this funny Birthday card featuring a bulldog wearing a purple hat with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924406
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