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Over the Hill Birthday Cards

They say when you turn 50, everything starts going downhill, because you're officially Over The Hill! Celebrate the downward slope with these festive over the hill birthday cards perfect for a 50th birthday celebration.

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Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580185
Life is Like a Bunch of Grapes card
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Inside Text: Eventually they are going to shrivel up and die.
So stop whining and get over it.
You're over the hill now like the rest of us!
Just make some wine out of them
and drink it in!

Happy Birthday My Friend!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 391827
Shit Happens Wheelchair on Stairs Funny Birthday C…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday. It's all downhill from here!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this birthday humor card from NobleWorks Cards today.
Product Id: 1090112
FUNNY HOT MAMA OVER THE HILL ENJOY THE DISCOUNTS c…
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Inside Text: Just enjoy the discounts!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 909650
Birthday Humor Sledding Accident card
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Inside Text: Wow!
You went over the hill
and THEN some!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Emily Roesly
Artist Notes: Photo by Kenn Kiser
Product Id: 761265
Birthday-they say it’s all downhill from here card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: So is that a good thing?


Anyway have a great birthday.
Artist: They say cards
Artist Notes: Well known sayings don't just come from anywhere. They are the result of years of painstaking scientific research conducted by 'they'.
Product Id: 800053
Friend Birthday - Over The Hill card
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Inside Text: Over the Hill!
Be sure to enjoy this year as much as possible,
because next year when another birthday comes,
you'll be better and older than ever!!!
Artist: Eve Parry
Product Id: 511000
Amusing over the hill birthday greeting cartoon ca…
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Inside Text: Well, enough about me.
You’re the one
so far over the hill
that any direction from there is up.

Have a
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
no matter the geography!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The woman in the cartoon, chin on her cartoon desk, has just realized how far over the hill she is. The party balloons, both of them, are pathetic. She has only one Birthday card. You can reinforce the angst and misery of the yearly passing with the purchase of one card like this for each of your aging friends. If you have any left.
Product Id: 1366628
60th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580198
Funny Over The Hill Dog Card
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Inside Text: Happy birthday, you old dog.
Artist: A Dog's Life Photography
Artist Notes: This old Basset Hound is sure to cheer up your over the hill friend on their birthday.
Product Id: 1413652
Old Fashioned Fun Birthday Card - Camellias card
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Inside Text: As members of the "Over the Hill" Club,
if someone doesn't like the
"old fashioned" way we celebrate,
we can just pretend not to hear them!

With age comes privileges!!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ruth Logsdon
Artist Notes: Camellias are an "old fashioned" flower to help you celebrate an "old fashioned" way. With age comes privileges. We think of getting to a certain age to drive a car or to drink; however, there are privileges that come later in life, too. One of those is to act like you don't hear them!
Product Id: 802740
Over the hill card
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Inside Text: No way!
Just eating away at it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63268
65th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580204
You’re Never Over the Hill - Over the Hill Birthda…
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Inside Text: Those who stay young at heart
remain truly ageless.

Happy Birthday
Artist: Christi Madden
Artist Notes: The trees are dressed in Autumn colors, and fluffy clouds float in a light blue sky, with “You’re never over the hill!” resting on a fresh-looking green grass hill. Inside, we are reminded that those who stay young at heart remain truly ageless - a colorful card with an uplifting message to brighten that special someone’s birthday.
Product Id: 872429
Happy birthday, over the hill, humorous bulldog, r…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that male friend or family member who's getting old and (nearly) over the hill with this funny retro Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924411
69th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580209
Happy Birthday - Cactus Humor card
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Inside Text: As you have rolled over the top of the hill, and start on you way down the other side, try to avoid the cactus needles lying in your path.

Here's some flowers for my favorite old fogey.
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Uniquely Yours
Artist Notes: This card can be customized internally and externally.
Product Id: 684039
Over the Hill Black Bear card
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Inside Text: And you bear-ly
look it.
Artist: Carole Barkett
Artist Notes: Watercolor painting
Product Id: 730880
"Over the Hill" Birthday Card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Alice's Artwerks
Artist Notes: "Over the Hill" Humorous Birthday Card for 50 or Older
Product Id: 209208
Happy Birthday, Oldie but Goodie card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday To An

Oldie But A Goodie
Artist: Robin Cowles
Product Id: 986605
Almost Over the Hill Birthday card
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Inside Text: You aren't over the hill yet,
but it's about time to
buckle your seat belt
and get ready for the ride.

Have a Super, Wonderful, Happy Birthday
Artist: Whisper Gently
Artist Notes: You only get to tease them one time a year. Enjoy it to it's fullest. Your gentle artist, Whisper
Product Id: 432573
Over the hill card
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Inside Text: More like attached to it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63272
Over the hill birthday burning candles cake card
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Inside Text: NO WAY!!!
You didn't burn the house
down did you!!!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Artist Notes: The inside of this card can be changed: Words, font, size and color. I would be happy to change the words for you on the front.
Product Id: 591741
Happy birthday,over the hill, humorous male bulldo…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that male friend or family member who's getting old and (nearly) over the hill with this funny retro Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924413
Over The Hill 50th Chick Biker Birthday card
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Inside Text: Happy 50th Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 915765
71st Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580211
Funny Happy Birthday, Over the Hill, Raven, Scaven…
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Inside Text: Oh, oh...
the scavengers
are
taking note.


Happy Birthday
Artist: Carole Barkett
Artist Notes: Watercolor painting
Product Id: 826752
Over the Hill Funny Hot Mama Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Wine, chocolate, and your BFF
to share it with!

Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 1198810
Hoochie Mama Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Wine, chocolate,
and a
hoochie mama outfit!

Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 879951
64th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580203
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