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Over the Hill Birthday Cards

They say when you turn 50, everything starts going downhill, because you're officially Over The Hill! Celebrate the downward slope with these festive over the hill birthday cards perfect for a 50th birthday celebration.

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Over the Hill Candles card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: ...lighting your Birthday candles
significantly contributes to
GLOBAL WARMING!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Linda Klemanski
Artist Notes: If you would like this card personalized by adding a name to the front, changing the background color, or something else, just leave a note by using the Contact This Artist link found on the first page of my store. Please check out my other holiday cards while you are here!
Product Id: 299796
Friend Birthday - Over The Hill card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Over the Hill!
Be sure to enjoy this year as much as possible,
because next year when another birthday comes,
you'll be better and older than ever!!!
Artist: Eve Parry
Product Id: 511000
Drink Wine Over The Hill Card
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Inside Text: It helps you forget about the HOT FLASHES, and can make you feel years younger
(at least until the next day)

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 708126
Old Fashioned Fun Birthday Card - Camellias card
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Inside Text: As members of the "Over the Hill" Club,
if someone doesn't like the
"old fashioned" way we celebrate,
we can just pretend not to hear them!

With age comes privileges!!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ruth Logsdon
Artist Notes: Camellias are an "old fashioned" flower to help you celebrate an "old fashioned" way. With age comes privileges. We think of getting to a certain age to drive a car or to drink; however, there are privileges that come later in life, too. One of those is to act like you don't hear them!
Product Id: 802740
Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580185
Life is Like a Bunch of Grapes card
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Inside Text: Eventually they are going to shrivel up and die.
So stop whining and get over it.
You're over the hill now like the rest of us!
Just make some wine out of them
and drink it in!

Happy Birthday My Friend!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 391827
Over the hill card
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Inside Text: No way!
Just eating away at it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63268
You’re Never Over the Hill - Over the Hill Birthda…
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Inside Text: Those who stay young at heart
remain truly ageless.

Happy Birthday
Artist: Christi Madden
Artist Notes: The trees are dressed in Autumn colors, and fluffy clouds float in a light blue sky, with “You’re never over the hill!” resting on a fresh-looking green grass hill. Inside, we are reminded that those who stay young at heart remain truly ageless - a colorful card with an uplifting message to brighten that special someone’s birthday.
Product Id: 872429
FUNNY HOT MAMA OVER THE HILL ENJOY THE DISCOUNTS c…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Just enjoy the discounts!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 909650
Amusing over the hill birthday greeting cartoon ca…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Well, enough about me.
You’re the one
so far over the hill
that any direction from there is up.

Have a
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
no matter the geography!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The woman in the cartoon, chin on her cartoon desk, has just realized how far over the hill she is. The party balloons, both of them, are pathetic. She has only one Birthday card. You can reinforce the angst and misery of the yearly passing with the purchase of one card like this for each of your aging friends. If you have any left.
Product Id: 1366628
69th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580209
60th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580198
Happy Birthday - Cactus Humor card
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Inside Text: As you have rolled over the top of the hill, and start on you way down the other side, try to avoid the cactus needles lying in your path.

Here's some flowers for my favorite old fogey.
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Uniquely Yours
Artist Notes: This card can be customized internally and externally.
Product Id: 684039
Over the Hill Black Bear card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: And you bear-ly
look it.
Artist: Carole Barkett
Artist Notes: Watercolor painting
Product Id: 730880
"Over the Hill" Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Alice's Artwerks
Artist Notes: "Over the Hill" Humorous Birthday Card for 50 or Older
Product Id: 209208
65th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580204
Happy Birthday, Oldie but Goodie card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Birthday To An

Oldie But A Goodie
Artist: Robin Cowles
Product Id: 986605
Almost Over the Hill Birthday card
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Inside Text: You aren't over the hill yet,
but it's about time to
buckle your seat belt
and get ready for the ride.

Have a Super, Wonderful, Happy Birthday
Artist: Whisper Gently
Artist Notes: You only get to tease them one time a year. Enjoy it to it's fullest. Your gentle artist, Whisper
Product Id: 432573
Over the hill card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: More like attached to it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63272
Over the hill birthday burning candles cake card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: NO WAY!!!
You didn't burn the house
down did you!!!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Artist Notes: The inside of this card can be changed: Words, font, size and color. I would be happy to change the words for you on the front.
Product Id: 591741
Happy birthday,over the hill, humorous male bulldo…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that male friend or family member who's getting old and (nearly) over the hill with this funny retro Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924413
Funny Over The Hill Dog Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy birthday, you old dog.
Artist: A Dog's Life Photography
Artist Notes: This old Basset Hound is sure to cheer up your over the hill friend on their birthday.
Product Id: 1413652
Over The Hill 50th Chick Biker Birthday card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy 50th Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 915765
71st Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580211
Over the Hill Funny Hot Mama Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Wine, chocolate, and your BFF
to share it with!

Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 1198810
Hoochie Mama Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Wine, chocolate,
and a
hoochie mama outfit!

Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 879951
64th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580203
67th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580206
Over-the-hill Mummy card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: If I had to guess,
I'd say you were
from under the hill.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ross Peterson
Product Id: 751998
Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card, Pug Mix With Fl…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: ...Please Hurry!...
...This birthday cake is
over the limit...filled to capacity...
...full to the brim...over the top...
...Over the Hill!

Best wishes on dealing with
your birthday emergency!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: A pug mix dog with a firefighter's helmet looks at the flaming candles on a birthday cake, on the cover of this funny over the hill birthday card. © Image by Shoaff-Ballanger Studios.
Product Id: 776123
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