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Over the Hill Birthday Cards

They say when you turn 50, everything starts going downhill, because you're officially Over The Hill! Celebrate the downward slope with these festive over the hill birthday cards perfect for a 50th birthday celebration.

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Drink Wine Over The Hill Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: It helps you forget about the HOT FLASHES, and can make you feel years younger
(at least until the next day)

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 708126
70th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580210
Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580185
Life is Like a Bunch of Grapes card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Eventually they are going to shrivel up and die.
So stop whining and get over it.
You're over the hill now like the rest of us!
Just make some wine out of them
and drink it in!

Happy Birthday My Friend!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 391827
Birthday-they say it’s all downhill from here card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: So is that a good thing?


Anyway have a great birthday.
Artist: They say cards
Artist Notes: Well known sayings don't just come from anywhere. They are the result of years of painstaking scientific research conducted by 'they'.
Product Id: 800053
FUNNY HOT MAMA OVER THE HILL ENJOY THE DISCOUNTS c…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Just enjoy the discounts!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 909650
Birthday Humor Sledding Accident card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Wow!
You went over the hill
and THEN some!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Emily Roesly
Artist Notes: Photo by Kenn Kiser
Product Id: 761265
Friend Birthday - Over The Hill card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Over the Hill!
Be sure to enjoy this year as much as possible,
because next year when another birthday comes,
you'll be better and older than ever!!!
Artist: Eve Parry
Product Id: 511000
60th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580198
Happy birthday for her, over the hill, humor birth…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want
for your birthday is not
to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that female friend or family member who's (nearly) over the hill with this funny Birthday card featuring a bulldog wearing a purple hat with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924405
Old Fashioned Fun Birthday Card - Camellias card
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Inside Text: As members of the "Over the Hill" Club,
if someone doesn't like the
"old fashioned" way we celebrate,
we can just pretend not to hear them!

With age comes privileges!!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ruth Logsdon
Artist Notes: Camellias are an "old fashioned" flower to help you celebrate an "old fashioned" way. With age comes privileges. We think of getting to a certain age to drive a car or to drink; however, there are privileges that come later in life, too. One of those is to act like you don't hear them!
Product Id: 802740
Over the hill card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: No way!
Just eating away at it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63268
65th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580204
You’re Never Over the Hill - Over the Hill Birthda…
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Inside Text: Those who stay young at heart
remain truly ageless.

Happy Birthday
Artist: Christi Madden
Artist Notes: The trees are dressed in Autumn colors, and fluffy clouds float in a light blue sky, with “You’re never over the hill!” resting on a fresh-looking green grass hill. Inside, we are reminded that those who stay young at heart remain truly ageless - a colorful card with an uplifting message to brighten that special someone’s birthday.
Product Id: 872429
Happy birthday, over the hill, humorous bulldog, r…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that male friend or family member who's getting old and (nearly) over the hill with this funny retro Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924411
69th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580209
Happy Birthday - Cactus Humor card
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Inside Text: As you have rolled over the top of the hill, and start on you way down the other side, try to avoid the cactus needles lying in your path.

Here's some flowers for my favorite old fogey.
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Uniquely Yours
Artist Notes: This card can be customized internally and externally.
Product Id: 684039
"Over the Hill" Birthday Card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Alice's Artwerks
Artist Notes: "Over the Hill" Humorous Birthday Card for 50 or Older
Product Id: 209208
Happy Birthday, Oldie but Goodie card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday To An

Oldie But A Goodie
Artist: Robin Cowles
Product Id: 986605
Almost Over the Hill Birthday card
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Inside Text: You aren't over the hill yet,
but it's about time to
buckle your seat belt
and get ready for the ride.

Have a Super, Wonderful, Happy Birthday
Artist: Whisper Gently
Artist Notes: You only get to tease them one time a year. Enjoy it to it's fullest. Your gentle artist, Whisper
Product Id: 432573
Over the hill card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: More like attached to it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63272
Over the hill birthday burning candles cake card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: NO WAY!!!
You didn't burn the house
down did you!!!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Artist Notes: The inside of this card can be changed: Words, font, size and color. I would be happy to change the words for you on the front.
Product Id: 591741
Happy birthday,over the hill, humorous male bulldo…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that male friend or family member who's getting old and (nearly) over the hill with this funny retro Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924413
Over The Hill 50th Chick Biker Birthday card
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Inside Text: Happy 50th Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 915765
71st Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580211
Over the Hill Funny Hot Mama Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Wine, chocolate, and your BFF
to share it with!

Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 1198810
Hoochie Mama Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Wine, chocolate,
and a
hoochie mama outfit!

Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 879951
64th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580203
67th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580206
Over-the-hill Mummy card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: If I had to guess,
I'd say you were
from under the hill.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ross Peterson
Product Id: 751998
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