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Over the Hill Birthday Cards

They say when you turn 50, everything starts going downhill, because you're officially Over The Hill! Celebrate the downward slope with these festive over the hill birthday cards perfect for a 50th birthday celebration.

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You know you’re getting older when card
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Inside Text: Turn that T.V. off
It's too early to
Drop OVER THE HILL!
Wishing YOU many, many more
HAPPY BIRTHDAYS
To CELEBRATE!
Artist: mm
Artist Notes: Buyer can personalize this card by checking the appropriate box when ordering.
Product Id: 588150
Happy Birthday - Cactus Humor card
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Inside Text: As you have rolled over the top of the hill, and start on you way down the other side, try to avoid the cactus needles lying in your path.

Here's some flowers for my favorite old fogey.
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Uniquely Yours
Artist Notes: This card can be customized internally and externally.
Product Id: 684039
"Over the Hill" Birthday Card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Alice's Artwerks
Artist Notes: "Over the Hill" Humorous Birthday Card for 50 or Older
Product Id: 209208
Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580185
Life is Like a Bunch of Grapes card
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Inside Text: Eventually they are going to shrivel up and die.
So stop whining and get over it.
You're over the hill now like the rest of us!
Just make some wine out of them
and drink it in!

Happy Birthday My Friend!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 391827
Over the hill card
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Inside Text: More like attached to it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63272
Over the hill birthday burning candles cake card
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Inside Text: NO WAY!!!
You didn't burn the house
down did you!!!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Artist Notes: The inside of this card can be changed: Words, font, size and color. I would be happy to change the words for you on the front.
Product Id: 591741
Old Fashioned Fun Birthday Card - Camellias card
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Inside Text: As members of the "Over the Hill" Club,
if someone doesn't like the
"old fashioned" way we celebrate,
we can just pretend not to hear them!

With age comes privileges!!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Ruth Logsdon
Artist Notes: Camellias are an "old fashioned" flower to help you celebrate an "old fashioned" way. With age comes privileges. We think of getting to a certain age to drive a car or to drink; however, there are privileges that come later in life, too. One of those is to act like you don't hear them!
Product Id: 802740
Happy birthday,over the hill, humorous male bulldo…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that male friend or family member who's getting old and (nearly) over the hill with this funny retro Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924413
Birthday Humor Sledding Accident card
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Inside Text: Wow!
You went over the hill
and THEN some!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Emily Roesly
Artist Notes: Photo by Kenn Kiser
Product Id: 761265
Birthday-they say it’s all downhill from here card
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Inside Text: So is that a good thing?


Anyway have a great birthday.
Artist: They say cards
Artist Notes: Well known sayings don't just come from anywhere. They are the result of years of painstaking scientific research conducted by 'they'.
Product Id: 800053
Happy Birthday Card - Over the Hill is Better than…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday!
Artist: Leroy Smith
Product Id: 1009483
Over The Hill - Clowns card
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Inside Text: Oh Dear!
You're certainly over the hill
Artist: Eve Parry
Artist Notes: Created from my original photos.
Product Id: 690556
Over-the-hill Mummy card
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Inside Text: If I had to guess,
I'd say you were
from under the hill.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Ross Peterson
Product Id: 751998
Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card, Pug Mix With Fl…
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Inside Text: ...Please Hurry!...
...This birthday cake is
over the limit...filled to capacity...
...full to the brim...over the top...
...Over the Hill!

Best wishes on dealing with
your birthday emergency!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: A pug mix dog with a firefighter's helmet looks at the flaming candles on a birthday cake, on the cover of this funny over the hill birthday card. © Image by Shoaff-Ballanger Studios.
Product Id: 776123
Over the Hill Black Bear card
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Inside Text: And you bear-ly
look it.
Artist: Carole Barkett
Artist Notes: Watercolor painting
Product Id: 730880
Almost Over the Hill Birthday card
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Inside Text: You aren't over the hill yet,
but it's about time to
buckle your seat belt
and get ready for the ride.

Have a Super, Wonderful, Happy Birthday
Artist: Whisper Gently
Artist Notes: You only get to tease them one time a year. Enjoy it to it's fullest. Your gentle artist, Whisper
Product Id: 432573
Being Our Age When the World Changes - Happy Birth…
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Inside Text: Just as we were beginning
to enjoy the view from "over the hill."

The world changes.

We find on
"THIS SIDE OF THE HILL"
we have to learn even faster
than we did on the way up.

Whew!


Happy Birthday
to someone who
is learning like a kid
again!
Artist: Ruth Logsdon
Artist Notes: Life and perspectives change. The skills we need in the world change. Learning new things isn't easy....however, it is learn or become an antique! Happy Birthday to my friend a "quick study"!
Product Id: 802755
Over The Hill Chick Biker Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 915763
63rd Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580202
Happy birthday, over the hill, humorous bulldog, r…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that male friend or family member who's getting old and (nearly) over the hill with this funny retro Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 924411
Over the Hill Happy Birthday card
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Inside Text: Those who remain young at heart remain
truly ageless.

Happy Birthday
Artist: Christi Madden
Artist Notes: “You’re never over the hill!” as this card proclaims - autumn colors on the trees, with fluffy clouds in a light blue sky over a green hill. Those who remain young at heart remain truly ageless.
Product Id: 872429
Over The Hill 50th Chick Biker Birthday card
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Inside Text: Happy 50th Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 915765
73rd Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580214
Classic Fart Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: You know you are OVER THE HILL when your title changes from
Old Fart to Classic Fart!

Happy Birthday
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 682106
80th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580221
According to the Mirror He is Not Over The Hill ca…
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Inside Text: Well, Carl here on your card is looking in the mirror and he thinks that he looks pretty good in spite of going over the hill on his birthday. Could be the beer. But one thing for sure about dinosaurs, pardon the term, they don't worry about over the hill because they are the original over the hill gang.
And, no matter what others say, you are not a dinosaur.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: 2dinosaurs
Artist Notes: The ol'over the hill expression. Looking into the mirror, Carl thinks to himself that he looks pretty good for being over the hill on his 60th birthday. But then, dinosaurs didn't usually get to be 20 or 30 or even 40. 50 would be over the hill for a dinosaur. Happy Birthday my friend.
Product Id: 372413
Over the Hill Funny Hot Mama Card
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Inside Text: Wine, chocolate, and your BFF
to share it with!

Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 1198810
Old Fart Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 867831
Drink Wine Over The Hill Card
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Inside Text: It helps you forget about the HOT FLASHES, and can make you feel years younger
(at least until the next day)

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 708126
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