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Over the Hill Birthday Cards

They say when you turn 50, everything starts going downhill, because you're officially Over The Hill! Celebrate the downward slope with these festive over the hill birthday cards perfect for a 50th birthday celebration.

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Old-Age Dwarfs Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: You're only as old as you feel. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Daniel Collins
Product Id: 994609
Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: A bottle of WINE, lots of
CHOCOLATE,
and a GOOD PAIR
of TWEEZERS!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHICK!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 604957
Martini Workout Birthday Card
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Inside Text: YOU CAN GET LIT WHILE YOU STAY FIT!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 594216
You Know You’re Getting Old When......... card
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Inside Text: You know that you are getting old when people start sending you cards like this.

Wishing you a Happy Birthday
Artist: Steve Purnell
Artist Notes: As you get older time takes it's toll. This manikin shows the effects that aging can have on you. This is a humorous card designed for a fun birthday occasion.
Product Id: 1107872
Over the Hill Birthday - Bucket of Beer card
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Inside Text: Drink it all in, it's all downhill from here!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: Great Over the Hill Birthday card done in the traditional black and white theme with a bucket of beer, confetti and black balloons. An original design by Doreen Erhardt©2013. Some elements by Freeimages in the U.K.
Product Id: 1015047
From One Old Goat to Another Humorous Birthday Car…
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Inside Text: We've made it over the hill,
but nothing can stop us
from acting like "kids".

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Lisa Crisafi
Artist Notes: Humorous and fun birthday card from one old goat to another. Silhouette of two mountain goats with large horns looking directly into the camera on a background of vertical stripes in different shades of gray. Thick cartoon script font in orange and yellow with black and white outlines speak directly to the recipient from these silly farm animals.
Product Id: 1000223
Humorous over the hill birthday greeting cartoon c…
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Inside Text: Once you're
over the hill
it's patch, patch, patch.

Have a great
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Laughter is the best medicine for the aging. It helps you forget all the aches and pains as you celebrate another birthday. The cartoon patient might have done better if he'd glued jokes all over his body.
Product Id: 1337736
Humor Over The Hill Birthday Cards
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Inside Text: Almost Lifelike!!!!
Artist: Tammy Moody
Artist Notes: by Moody
Product Id: 324851
Over The Hill Blues Vegas Slot Machine Martini Car…
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Inside Text: VEGAS!!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 886773
One candle card
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Inside Text: Is something burning?
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Brian Payne
Artist Notes: Practice Fire Safety
Product Id: 323328
Over the Hill Birthday for her - humor card
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Inside Text: Oh, my mistake.

You're there!


Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 491799
Birthday humor, I might not notice Card
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Inside Text: I might not notice
both of us going
over the hill.
You first!
Happy Birthday!
Artist: mm
Artist Notes: Funny, comial humor over the hill birthday greeting card. Guarantied to put a smile on the recipient's face. Especially if the recipient is a dog or pet lover.
Product Id: 916643
Hot Mama Over The Hill Martini Beach Card
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Inside Text: Sun, Sand, and a Martini Shaker

Happy Birthday Chick!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 867483
Happy Birthday, Over the Hill, Rock Climbing Man c…
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Inside Text: You'll be over that
hill in no time!
Artist: Lisa Crisafi
Product Id: 871520
Holy Mackerel - you’re HOW old? card
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Inside Text: You may be over the hill
but you still kick "bass"!
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 799936
Funny-Over-The-Hill-Customizeable-Photo-Birthday-C…
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Inside Text: ... and over the hill you go!

Hope your birthday is
a walk in the park.
Artist: Patty Cimlov-Zahares
Artist Notes: Feel free to change or add your own message on the inside.
Product Id: 913955
Thermoshield Mask Birthday card
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Inside Text: I've found the
perfect gift that will
help make it a safe
and Happy Birthday.
You're getting hotter
every year!
Artist: Hannah Creative
Product Id: 892897
You know you’re over the hill, humor birthday, fun…
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Inside Text: ... when the only thing you want for your birthday
is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday anyway!
Artist: barbara schreiber
Artist Notes: Send humorous birthday wishes to that friend or family member who's (nearly) over the hill with this funny Birthday card featuring a bulldog with a cake and glass of champagne. You can edit text inside card yourself. Custom requests welcome!
Product Id: 917470
Humorous way over the hill happy birthday cartoon …
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Inside Text: It's your birthday,
you're way over the hill
and up against the proverbial wall.
You know time's short ...

Any final requests?

My request
is for you to enjoy a very
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: Time's in short supply with our cartoon guy. Anyone with a few decades of birthdays is also a short-timer. The verse drives home that point.
Product Id: 1344522
Over the Hill Birthday Cute Sheep Humor card
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Inside Text: ... and AWAYYY!

Celebrate a new beginning.
Happy Birthday
Artist: Vicky Rubin
Artist Notes: This cute white sheep with balloons in a bright blue sky easily floats past fluffy clouds and over the hill to a new beginning.This gently humorous happy birthday card will make anyone feel good about getting older.
Product Id: 1317484
Trail horse & gal rider card
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Inside Text: You're not over
the hill yet.

Happy Birthday!
Artist: none
Product Id: 202994
Birthday Landscape card
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Inside Text: You're Not Quite
Over The Hill
Just Yet!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: April E. Stack
Artist Notes: Pretty Birthday Card with a 3D landscape consisting of a firethorn tree, grassy hills, and a wildflower garden in forefront.
Product Id: 207797
Face it - Attitude is Everything card
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Inside Text: Especially when we realize "over the hill" is now "down hill."
And whether you choose to coast, cruise or fly down that hill, I hope you do it with Attitude and lots of it!
Happy Birthday
Artist: Natasha McManus
Product Id: 246067
Shit Happens Wheelchair on Stairs Funny Birthday C…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday. It's all downhill from here!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this birthday humor card from NobleWorks Cards today.
Product Id: 1090112
70th Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Yup, looks like
you're over the hill!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Free Spirit Designs
Product Id: 580210
Martini and Pedicure Over the Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: While I try to remember
I think I'll have an Apple Martini
and a Pedicure!

Happy Birthday
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 682107
Birthday Wisdom card
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Inside Text: Clearly you've had a delightful time
thus far.

Happy Birthday and may you grow
many more wrinkles.
Artist: Great Scott Designs©
Artist Notes: Keep in mind you can adjust the inside to suit your specific needs.
Product Id: 510749
Over The Hill Lucky 7’S Slot Machine Birthday Card…
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Inside Text: LUCKY 7'S AND A
DOUBLE MARTINI!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 854116
Friend Birthday - Over The Hill card
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Inside Text: Over the Hill!
Be sure to enjoy this year as much as possible,
because next year when another birthday comes,
you'll be better and older than ever!!!
Artist: Eve Parry
Product Id: 511000
Over the hill card
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Inside Text: No way!
Just eating away at it!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: graphicdoodles@mac.com
Product Id: 63268
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