Miracle Walk On Water Funny Happy Valentine's Day Card

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

One late winter day this one narcissistic mallard gets the idea in his head that he’s going to impress the females. So he says, “Watch this, girls, I can walk on water.” He tiptoes cautiously onto the ice. At first the ladies think, “Goodness, has this pretentious douchebag finally done something worthy of note?” Then one of the girls, who ain’t buying it, follows the mallard out onto the ice and demonstrates that anyone can walk on water if the timing is right.