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Pour out your passion, and get down and dirty with sizzling Adult/Sexy Valentine's Day cards. Choose from 240+ desirable and unique designs that will put some serious romance into your love life! Personalize, and we'll send Cupid winging his way to your lover next business day.

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“Excellent service, speedy delivery. The text in the card was changed exactly as we requested. Good value for money.”
Martin - Apr 12th, 2015
“We have two cats and a dog in our home and the cards I picked look alot like the animals. These cards will be greatly appreciated by my wife on her birthday. Your cards are much better than the ones I can shop for in my neighborhood. The prices with the shipping are still at a better price.”
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Snake Bite Penis Adult Humor Valentines Day Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Hope your Valentine's Day sucks (in a good way!)
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to be a snake lover to like this ranger Valentine's Day card by Glenn McCoy. Get it at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090774
Adult, Sexy, Valentines Day, Flirty card
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Inside Text: Oh my...where are my manners!

What I meant to say was...


F*CK ME - PLEASE!


Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Louise Zecha
Artist Notes: all cards can be personalized inside and out; feel free to call or email me with any special requests!
Product Id: 745907
I Want to Lick You Love Romance Valentine’s Day Bl…
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: Designed by MarloDee Designs
Artist Notes: As with most of my cards, this is blank inside ready for your message in your handwriting. If you want me to add a message to print - please contact me for a special design request.
Product Id: 680341
Valentine’s Day adult humor, three special words! …
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Inside Text: Let's Get Naked!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: You can also customize the inside text: "I Love You", "Let's Get Lucky!", "I Want You!", "I Need You!", "You're Really Sexy!" etc. Perhaps the card is for an ex., in that case you might want to go with something like: "Go to Hell!', "I Hate You!", "Glad You're Gone!" ... use your imagine!!
Product Id: 891343
What Happened To Leaf Adam & Eve Pot Humor Valenti…
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Inside Text: Hope your Valentine's Day is smokin'
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This naughty Adam and Eve Valentines' Day card by Dan Collins is sold at NobleWorks. Lucky you!
Product Id: 1090682
Roll Me Over Sexy Man Adult Humor Valentines Day C…
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Inside Text: I am laying on your gift. Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here's a sinful little Valentine's Day card from the minds of NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090736
Sexual Energy Blind Seeing Eye Dogs Adult Humor Va…
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Inside Text: I only have eyes for you. Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this sexual energy Valentine's Day card for the person you're feeling some sexual energy for.
Product Id: 1090750
SEX Yes Is Answer Text Adult Funny Card for Valent…
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Inside Text: YES is the answer. Will you be my valentine?
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Give this very sexy sex card to your Valentine on Valentine's Day!
Product Id: 1090798
Cold Zipper Adult Sex Humor Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: I'm stuck on you! Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: It's a good thing that Valentine's Day isn't in the winter! Get this naughty Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks today!
Product Id: 1090770
I’M A Cat Person Funny Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: Let's shed our inhibitions! Happy Valentine's Day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This hilarious cat person Valentine's Day card by Glenn McCoy is just the Valentine's Day card you've been looking for.
Product Id: 1090690
Hump Day Adult Humor Cocktail Lady Valentines Day …
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Inside Text: Hump Day!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here is a fun adult Valentine's Day card for all your single friends. Only at NobleWorks Cards!
Product Id: 1090696
Park N’ F..K Adult Sex Humor Valentine’s Card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day. Wanna park?
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here's another great adult Valentine's Day card from Dan Collins, no matter where you park.
Product Id: 1090752
Happy Valentine’s Day Humor Adult Sexy Jeans Card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day to my sexy one!
Artist: Kerra Lindsey
Artist Notes: Here you go--a card that just puts what you're thinking right out there--you like their butt in their jeans! Nothing like a compliment to get your Valentine's Day started out right-(right in the 'right' direction, even!). Created by Kerra Lindsey.
Product Id: 759825
Things We Do for Sex Adult Text Funny Card for Val…
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Inside Text: The things we do for sex...I love you.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Give this love card to someone you really love today.
Product Id: 1090796
Sexy valentine for him card
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Inside Text: ...ME!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 148534
All My Big Butt Adult Humor Valentine’s Day Card
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Inside Text: I would say heart but my butt's BIGGER! Sending you BIG Valentine's wishes.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090738
Valentine’s Day, Lover, Adult, Flirty, Sexy card
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Inside Text: Guess what I've been thinking about...

Simply put - YOU!


Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: Louise Zecha
Artist Notes: all cards can be personalized inside and out; feel free to call or email me with any special requests!
Product Id: 752776
Valentine-lips and strawberry card
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day Lover!
Artist: Joann Vitali
Artist Notes: Valentine card with sexy red lips licking a strawberry with cream and xoxo text.
Product Id: 884788
Never Walk Again Adult Humor Candy Hearts Valentin…
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Inside Text: Happy Valentine's Day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Don't forget to buy an extra-large box of chocolate with this naughty chocolate Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090776
Bite Me! card
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Inside Text: Bite me!
Artist: Flying Horse Design
Product Id: 139530
Sexy Valentine 3 Some card
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Inside Text: Me too!

1) chocolate
2) flowers
3) jewelry

Isn't it amazing how much
we think alike?
Artist: Teri Francis
Product Id: 148628
Valentine’s Day Adult Humor, Let’s Get Naked! card
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Inside Text: "Let's Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: As always, you can change the inside text to whatever you would like (or just leave it BLANK)! If you really want to personalize this unique card, just add some sparkles, rhinestones, glitter glue, etc., be creative! ('matte' finish works best) I can personalize most of my card fronts upon request!
Product Id: 1068641
Sexy and Humorous Squirrel Valentine with Animal P…
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Inside Text: Let's get wild
and
look for nuts!

Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: If your Valentine is sexy and loves a wild time, then you might just want to choose this Squirrely card for Valentine's Day to set the mood for a hot and wild night!
Product Id: 537910
Kiss My Nose Adult Humor Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: I feel for you...will you be my Valentine?
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Give some Eskimo kisses this Valentine's Day with this adult card from NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090740
Burlesque seminaked Valentine ladies. card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: Colourful cartoon of several semi naked ladies wearing nothing except for pink shoes and hearts . They are holding banners that say 'Happy Valentine's Day'.
Product Id: 1067063
Romantic Valentines - I love the way you love me c…
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Inside Text: I love the way you tremble when you're in my arms;
the way your eyes look right through to my heart.
I love the way you show your love to me
in so many romantic, sweet, and sexy ways.
Quite simply, I love the way you love me.
Artist: Rycky Creations
Artist Notes: Romantic, and kinda sexy Valentine's Day card to the love of your life. Designed by Rycky Creations.
Product Id: 361727
Beer Isn’t Everything Sex too Adult Valentines Day…
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Inside Text: Here's to good head on Valentine's Day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This sexy beer Valentine's Day card has a little bit of everything. Only at NobleWorks!
Product Id: 1090700
Lick Me Adult Humor Stamp Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: I am stuck on you! Happy Valentine's Day.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This lick-me Valentine's Day card cuts right to the point! Only at NobleWorks Cards!
Product Id: 1090722
Spell It Out Funny Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: Do I have to spell it out for you? Happy Valentine's Day
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This funny game show Valentine's Day card is great whether you like game shows or not! Only at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090782
To Do List Adult Humor Vintage Valentines Day Card
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Inside Text: It's Valentine's Day. Let's do it.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: If someone is on your list this Valentine's Day, then get him or her this hilarious Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090730
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