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Better Than Sex Funny Card
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Inside Text: Happy Tricking!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994679
Witch Tit Funny Card
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Inside Text: Trick or Tit! Happy Halloween!
Artist: Bob Zahn
Product Id: 994769
Happy Halloween Candy Corn Adult Humor card
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Inside Text: Ever wonder how Candy Corn is made?


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Product Id: 90115
See My Tongue Funny Card
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Inside Text: Hope your Halloween is lip-smacking good!
Artist: Don Stone
Product Id: 994621
My Mom’s Ass Humor Card
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Inside Text: Hope you manage to scare up some big ass fun!
Artist: Teresa Parkhurst
Product Id: 994617
Boobs Halloween card
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Inside Text: I mean BOO!
Happy Halloween!!!
Artist: Linda Klemanski
Artist Notes: If you would like this card personalized by adding a name to the front or changing design colors, just leave a note to me with your request by using the Contact This Artist link found on the first page of my store. Custom cards make an impact!
Product Id: 493412
Adult Halloween Card with a Witch Saying No He Can…
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Inside Text: You can't feel how
cold they are!

Happy Halloween
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult Halloween card with a cartoon of a witch and a man about to grab her breasts. She says, No! Inside says, You can't feel how cold they are!
Product Id: 1479918
HAPPY HALLOWEENIE! card
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Inside Text: HAPPY
HALLOWEENIE!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 245484
I think It’s time for a little Hocus Pocus!-Hallow…
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Inside Text: Happy Halloween!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 492112
Funny Sexy Spooky Halloween card
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Inside Text: It sounds like a terrible sex life to me.

Enjoy your Halloween.
Artist: Whisper Gently
Artist Notes: From my Painted Boneheads collection. Your gentle, dedicated artist, Whisper
Product Id: 494636
Wicked Witch card
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Inside Text: May something wicked
come your way.

Happy Halloween!
Artist: Teri Francis
Product Id: 99935
Halloween ’Three special words!’ Collection for yo…
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Inside Text: "Let's Get Naked!"
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: Don't you just love Halloween? All those chocolate covered goodies and the spooky stuff? Why not put your own little spin on the holiday by giving that someone special this card. Maybe you could add a little jar of body chocolate and a spooky movie so you can cuddle close together! You be the chocolate covered goodie!
Product Id: 1230556
Sweater Meat Funny Card
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Inside Text: Just teasing. Happy Halloween
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994619
Happy Halloween - Trick or Treating for Arm Candy …
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Inside Text: Happy Halloween, Sweety!
Artist: Mira Scharf
Artist Notes: A fun and humorous Halloween Card for your loved one/friend whether or not you seek arm candy!
Product Id: 956185
Adult Halloween Card, Batshit Crazy for You, Bat w…
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Inside Text: I'm Batshit Crazy for You!
Happy Halloween!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: Batshit Crazy for You. Adult Halloween greeting card features a crazy looking bat holding a heart and releasing its guano. Classic Halloween colors of black and orange. Perfect for that special someone in your life with a sense of humor.
Product Id: 1291442
Happy Halloween My Beloved-Halloween card
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Inside Text: I Love You!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 491003
Happy Halloween-Halloween, moon, witch, card
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Inside Text: I'd fly anywhere to be with you....
I Love you
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 497005
Vampire, Halloween card
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Inside Text: And you wonder why I love Halloween?
Artist: Marion Head
Product Id: 864434
Halloween Kinky Skeleton card
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Inside Text: Come over to my place
and I'll try and scare your clothes off.

Happy Halloween
Artist: Whisper Gently
Artist Notes: From my Painted Boneheads collection. Your gentle, dedicated artist, Whisper
Product Id: 494608
Let the spirits rise-Halloween, October 31st card
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Inside Text: Let the spirits rise,
Let their souls be free,
May they find justice in which they seek,
Carry on my dearly departed,
No longer be broken hearted.
Fly like the wind and find a place of autumns nest
Then lie down for a final rest.

Happy Halloween!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 492624
Adult Halloween Brightly Lit Pumpkin Face with Cro…
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Inside Text: If You Play Your
Cards Right,
I'll Give You a
Treat You'll
NEVER Forget!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: As always, you can change the inside text to whatever you would like (or just leave it BLANK)! If you really want to personalize this unique card, just add some sparkles, rhinestones, glitter glue, etc., be creative! (pick a 'matte' finish if you plan on embellishing your card)
Product Id: 944730
Happy Halloween Lover-Halloween card
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Inside Text: Didn't want you to think I wasn't thinking of you honey!
Happy Halloween!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 491001
Happy Halloween-Halloween card
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Inside Text: May all your witchy dreams come true tonight!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 491004
Sexy Trick or Treat! - Witchy Halloween Card
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Inside Text: Looking forward to you

wearing your Halloween costume.

However, it is more exciting to think

about taking it off of you and

"trick or treating" each other!






MY LOVE,

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Artist: Ruth Logsdon
Artist Notes: Happy Halloween for your lover! Can't wait to share holidays and make memories together. : )
Product Id: 963649
Trick or Treat? card
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Inside Text: Happy Halloween!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Product Id: 90733
Happy Halloween-Halloween card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 491006
Happy Halloween-Halloween card
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Inside Text: May all your witchy dreams come true tonight!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 491005
Witch Moon-Halloween card
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Inside Text: Have a very adult and sexy Halloween!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright © 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 491000
Sexy witch with Halloween wish for a man card
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Inside Text: I'm hoping to scare
your pants off this Halloween.

You're "spellbound" to have a
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Original image by:
photoCD/Bigstock.com
Artist Notes: The witch, exactly the opposite of ugly, stands in a provocative pose, the word "Boo!" above her head helps with the spellbinding. The wish inside is for her man.
Product Id: 1360800
Simply Black - Happy Halloween MILF card
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Inside Text: Do you want to play Trick or Treat?
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1378636
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