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Humorous Festivus Pole Shopping card
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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Happy Festivus greeting card features an illustration of a snowy scene with a Festivus pole strapped to the roof of a car that's in between two other cars with Christmas trees tied to the roofs.
Product Id: 946557
Feats of Strength, Airing of Grievances Humorous F…
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Inside Text: The holiday for the
rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This happy Festivus greeting card features artwork of a sparkling Festivus pole and graphic silhouettes of, airing of grievances and feats of strengths on a snowflake pattern background.
Product Id: 946565
Snowy New York City Bagel Store Humorous Festivus …
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This humorous Festivus greeting card features a snowy scene with a man holding a picket sign that says, Festivus yes, bagels no in front of a New York city bagel shop.
Product Id: 946563
How To Celebrate Festivus card
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Inside Text: All the best to you
at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: HipsterDoofus
Product Id: 499202
Chocolate Candy Decorated Festivus Cake card
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Inside Text: The holiday for the
rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This happy Festivus greeting card has an illustration of a tradition Festivus chocolate cake with colorful candy toppings sitting on a red and white stripped table cloth and snowflake border.
Product Id: 946568
Humorous Festivus Pole Dancing Cartoon card
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Inside Text: HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This Festivus card features a humorous cartoon. George is imagining his wife pole dancing on the Festivus pole.
Product Id: 1124472
Ten Festivus Commandments Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best
at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 517933
Fly Airing Grievances About a Frog Festivus card
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Inside Text: Festivus for the rest of us.

Have a fun holiday season.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1119744
Happy Festivus From President Obama card
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Inside Text: We officially declare this
to be the best Festivus ever!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 525465
Festivus Card
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Inside Text: 1. Airing of Grievances
2. Performing Feats of Strength
3. Pinning Head of Household to the Floor

May a Festivus Miracle be Yours
Artist: Kimberly Holt
Product Id: 44226
Have A Revolutionary Festivus card
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Inside Text: All the best to you
at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 503152
Festivus Feats of Strength - Funny card
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Inside Text: OK, maybe just without the needles and sap then.


HAPPY FESTIVUS!
(if that's possible)
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 537606
Teach the Children of Festivus Card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and
air many grievances this Festivus!

All the best during
the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 722629
Festivus, general, raccoon doing feats of strenght…
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Inside Text: May all your feats of strength be met
and all your grievances aired!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Wish someone a Happy Festivus with an adorable raccoon, Rocky with a big candy cane getting ready to show his feat of strength by breaking it with his bare teeth. The background is a pretty red decorated with candy canes and white text. Inside like all cards on Greeting Card Universe can be personalized by you if you wish to give it your own personal touch.
Product Id: 742624
Festivus Wishes From Across the Cosmos! card
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Inside Text: All the best this Festivus,
no matter how near or far!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 687314
It’s Time for Festivus Grievances! card
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Inside Text: Hope you have a grievance-free

Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 596080
Festivus Peace Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best
at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 514768
St. Festivus Holiday Card
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Inside Text: May all the blessings of Festivus
be upon you this season!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 697728
House of Lords Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best
at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 700575
Last Festivus Supper Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best
at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 516257
Festivus Celebration - Retro card
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Inside Text: Sit on each other's laps.

It's part of the

"Feats of Strength"
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 496904
Happy Festivus, The Holiday for the Rest of Us, hu…
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Bright
Artist Notes: We got the grievance; not enough sleep, we have the show of strength; the busting up of the sleigh, and we used opposite colors from the Christmas red, green and white. Happy Festivus!
Product Id: 948489
Festivus Photo Card Is Not Crass Commercialism car…
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Inside Text: Well, maybe just a teeny, tiny bit.
Artist: Stacia Gorge
Artist Notes: This photo card allows the senders to poke fun at themselves for sending a photo card for Festivus and thereby participating in commercial activities. © Good Things By Gorge/GTBG
Product Id: 1005903
Festivus, general, a decorated mug of beer with a …
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Inside Text: Need I say more?
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Wish anyone in general Happy Festivus with a card featuring a mug of beer with a cute Santa Claus Workshop on the glass front sitting in front of a mini keg on a dark gold background with red text. Design by Laurie Schneider, elements by Macatelier, La Galerie de Jackie
Product Id: 1453456
Happy Festivus, pole, dancers card
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Inside Text: DO thumb wrestle for beer and air your grievances over bundt cake!
Artist: Evelyn Mancino
Artist Notes: A Happy Festivus card featuring a dancing couple and an aluminum pole. You may change the inside text free of charge.
Product Id: 716041
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