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Festivus Holiday Cards

Thanksgiving may be a thankful day, and Hannukkah sincere while Christmas brings joy and cheer. Nothing however beats the fun of having an old fashioned Festivus celebration.Help your loved ones to remember that frustrations are to be forgotten, and the pressures of the holidays are past, Festivus is a time to simply enjoy and relax.

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Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus! The Human Fund thanks you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 80644
Happy Festivus Funny Holiday Card
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Inside Text: It's a Festivus Miracle
that we're sending this card!

Enjoy your Season!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: For those who love the idea of Festivus, this is a fun card to send Festivus greetings to your and yours. Original design by Doreen Erhardt©2012.
Product Id: 1005721
May You Have A Happy Festivus! card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54528
Small Town card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and
air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56373
Festivus Greetings Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 60830
To Schmoopie at Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Darling--

There's no one I'd rather air
grievances with than you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714928
A festivus for the rest of us card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1411054
Festivus Around the World Card
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Inside Text: ...it still means "Happy Festivus"!

All the best to you during
the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 707399
Happy Festivus in Lights card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 68734
It’s A Festivus Miracle! card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a miraculous Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75979
Happy Festivus Polka Dots and Celebration Pole car…
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Inside Text: It's Festivus!
Celebrate the essentials of life
and enjoy many simple pleasures.
Be real and relish your meal.
Air your grievances.
Show off your feats of strength.
Hopefully your Festivus Holiday will end
with you feeling fully vented, conveniently nourished,
and glad to be alive with your family and friends!
Artist: Anura Design Studio
Artist Notes: Festivus holiday greetings for anyone featuring colorful polka doted letters, aluminum pole and just a few sprigs of holly berries for decoration. Original design by Anura Design Studio
Product Id: 1296174
Happy Festivus (with Santa Claus) card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54522
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75981
I’m Dreaming of a White Festivus card
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Inside Text: Just like the ones
I used to know.
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 85893
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 79610
Vintage Package-Style Festivus Shopping Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56993
Festivus, general, raccoon doing feats of strenght…
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Inside Text: May all your feats of strength be met
and all your grievances aired!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: Wish someone a Happy Festivus with an adorable raccoon, Rocky with a big candy cane getting ready to show his feat of strength by breaking it with his bare teeth. The background is a pretty red decorated with candy canes and white text. Inside like all cards on Greeting Card Universe can be personalized by you if you wish to give it your own personal touch.
Product Id: 742624
Sledding Couple Happy Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71684
Festivus Wishes from Santa Claus card
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Inside Text: All the best this Festivus season!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 81277
Happy Festivus, festivus poles for sale card
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Inside Text: Best wishes to you & yours!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: Fun illustration of Festivus poles for sale - some with 'reserved' and 'sold' signs on them.
Product Id: 1402836
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 225319
Festivus Snowman card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a Happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 76180
Festivus Celebration - Retro card
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Inside Text: Don't
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 496911
Happy Festivus With Ornaments card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 105355
Shopping Snowman Festivus Card
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Inside Text: A donation to the Human Fund,
made in your name!
Happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71682
Happy Festivus Illustrations card
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Inside Text: Let's celebrate
around the festivus pole
with the airing of grievances
and feats of strength!

HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: a s y r u m
Product Id: 1411270
I’ll Have A Blue Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best
at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 521560
Vintage-Style Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 55925
Happy Festivus! card
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Inside Text: All the best to you this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75825
Live Every Day Like It’s Festivus card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best
at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 73031
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