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“We love your cards and will use them every year. The quality of this year's card exceeded our expectations.”
Celeste - Dec 16th, 2014
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Eat The Carrot Funny Holiday Card
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Inside Text: Don we now our gay apparel.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994637
Ho Ho Ho! card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas!
Artist: asyrum
Product Id: 297609
The F Word Humor Card
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Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is the "M" word! (Merry!)
Artist: Tom Cheney
Product Id: 994641
Fuck You Santa Letter Funny Card
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Inside Text: Merry Fuckin' Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994741
Oral Sex Humor Card
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Inside Text: Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow! Season's Greetings!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994743
Bangkok Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Have a Bang-up Christmas!
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994755
Kiss Nose Mistletoe Funny Card
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Inside Text: Put on a happy face this Christmas.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994833
Celery Funny Holiday Card
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Inside Text: Have a Merry Christmas. How hard can that be?
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994663
Santa’s Shit List Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas and all that SHIT.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Stay off someone's Shit List by getting this card for him or her. Only from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090312
Stuck Elf Funny Holiday Card
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Inside Text: Oh what fun it is to ride! Merry Christmas.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994845
Merry Fucking Christmas Balls Hilarious Card
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Inside Text: Season's Greetings and all that shit.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A wonderful, fucking funny Christmas card.
Product Id: 1090386
Sexted Santa Adult Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Hope you're in the nude for a Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A hilarious Christmas card for the person you text…or sext!
Product Id: 1090190
Dear Santa Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Have a badass Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994727
Santa’s Sex To Do List Christmas Adult Humor card
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Inside Text: Santa's Coming... Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: You don't have to be on Santa's naughty list to like this adult humor card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090166
Jingle Balls Funny Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas and all that junk!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994737
She Put Out for Santa Retro Baker Dirty Christmas …
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Inside Text: But he only came once a year. Merry Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Buy this naughty cookie Christmas card before the season is over.
Product Id: 1090396
Sweet Cheeks Gingerbread Sexy Ornaments Funny Chri…
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas, cookie!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This sweet card will make everyone laugh. Pick it up today from the sweet people over at NobleWorks Cards.
Product Id: 1090330
Rich Husband Adult Wishes Funny Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas. Dreams can come true!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Remember the days where all you wanted was a pony? Santa might not be able to give you everything in this hilarious NobleWorks card by Tom Cheney, but at least you'll have a great card!
Product Id: 1090246
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas card
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Inside Text: Here's hoping things continue to look good
for you in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 277361
Santa Political Map Naughty / Nice Humor Christmas…
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Inside Text: Season's Greetings.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This naughty and nice map of the United States should help you when you buy cards from NobleWorks!
Product Id: 1090200
Bill Kissed Beer Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Enjoy Christmas with your nearest and dearest.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: We know that Christmas means that you have to kiss everyone's ass for the sake of the holiday. So do yourself a favor and order this Christmas card. The laughs are on the house.
Product Id: 1090284
Crabby Holidays card
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Inside Text: Don't ya' just love
Stocking Stuffers?!
Artist: scott clarke
Product Id: 481011
Custom Sexy Woman Tis the Season to be Naughty car…
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Inside Text: Isn't that nice?
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: Want to give someone a very special gift this holiday season? Our sexy girl card will let them know the REAL gift comes later! Original design by Doreen Erhardt©2013.
Product Id: 1093214
Pregnant Virgins Humor Card
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Inside Text: Give me a fucking break!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994739
I’ll Blow You Humor Card
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Inside Text: You win! Have a Merry Christmas!
Artist: Tom Cheney
Product Id: 994745
Wildest Christmas Wishes Penis Shadow Adult Humor …
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Inside Text: May this be your BIGGEST ONE EVER! Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This wild Christmas card is the funny card that you've been looking for.
Product Id: 1090162
Code Naughty Sex on Sleigh Dirty Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Oh what fun it is to ride! Ho Ho Ho!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Check out this adult Christmas card!
Product Id: 1090364
Hard Act to Follow Sacreligious Adult Humor Christ…
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Inside Text: Hope your Christmas is second to none.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: A slightly risque sacrilegious Christmas card for your naughty friends.
Product Id: 1090380
Infectious Christmas card
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Inside Text: Hope you have a ball
this holiday season!
Artist: Warped Greetings
Product Id: 303454
Billy’s Mom Blow Job Adult Humor Christmas Card
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Inside Text: Merry Christmas! Enjoy the ride.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This adult Christmas card from NobleWorks is perfect for the naughty friends on your Christmas list.
Product Id: 1090202
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