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Getting Older Birthday Cards

Getting older and celebrating yet another birthday is not a bad thing... whoever has the most birthday's lives the longest! Celebrate the birthday of your friend or family member with one of the cards from our Getting Older collection.

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Most Popular Newest Show adult cards
Celebration card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: who says you have to be a responsible adult?
have a full tilt boogie birthday
and let the good times roll!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 217711
Birthday Fart Funny Poem Card
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Inside Text: The old fart is you reading this card. Happy Birthday from the bottom of my fart.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994601
Senior Jeopardy Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: For one million dollars, what is "Have a happy birthday!"
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Answer your friends birthday questions with this funny card from NobleWorks. Sure, they might not understand, but it's okay.
Product Id: 1090056
Become Confused card
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Inside Text: So, what did you get me for your birthday??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Artist: Joseph Kohl
Product Id: 812253
It’s your Birthday. Go out and pull something. car…
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Inside Text: It's your Birthday.

Go out and
pull something.
Artist: Cornered Greeting Cards
Product Id: 450183
Cave Painting card
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Inside Text: Archaeologists have recently
discovered evidence of
one of your early
Birthday Celebrations.
Happy Birthday and
Keep making History!
Artist: Hannah Creative
Product Id: 324955
Remember When... card
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Inside Text: Nah ... me either.

But I did remember your birthday!
Artist: Great Scott Designs©
Product Id: 84672
The World Thinks Getting Older Birthday Paper Card
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Inside Text: Thinking the world of you! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090094
Old Heart Humor Card
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Inside Text: Celebrate your birthday with a bang.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994603
Candles on your cake card
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Inside Text: every candle on your cake
is another year everyone's been
lucky to know you !
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 45520
Wrinkles Poem Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Feel Them Flutter In The Wind.
Peeing Every Time You Sneeze,
Climbing Stairs Can Make You Wheeze.
Graying Hair Becoming Thin,
Can't Remember Where You've Been.

Happiest Birthday Wishes.
Enjoy Your Body's Many Surprises.
Artist: Tamara Dawn Adams
Artist Notes: Funny birthday card about growing older.
Product Id: 844835
Cheer Up Old Age Funny Card
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Inside Text: You're not old, but don't worry...it won't last long! Happy Birthday.
Artist: Ephemera, inc.
Product Id: 994599
Your tires may be bald...Your stick may not be shi…
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Inside Text: But you're still
the greatest model
ever made!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Drive-By-Greetings
Product Id: 239854
Middle Aged Once Funny Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday.
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994597
Humorous Birthday-smiling bear in dinghy card
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Inside Text: Weren't you old enough last year?

Happy Birthday to you!
Artist: maria dryfhout
Artist Notes: Smiling bear in dingy for general humorous birthday.
Product Id: 221463
Sarah Palin birthday card
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Inside Text: ... AND THE FLAMES
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CANDLES.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 280982
Birthday Golden Retriever puppy sleeping on old bo…
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Inside Text: You know you're getting older when
a nap sounds better than a party!

Happy Birthday
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Product Id: 683768
People repeat things card
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Inside Text: happy birthday...
I SAID, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 217557
You Know You’re Getting Older card
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Inside Text: Lighting your candles
significantly contributes to
global warming!
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Flying Horse Design
Product Id: 135949
Happy Birthday-Old Goat card
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Inside Text: NAAA,
YOU ARE JUST AN
OLDER KID!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Artist Notes: ©Christie Black. Image of an old goat with glasses standing on a hill and chewing on a flower. Uses the pun of old goat and kid in this humorous birthday card. Find more Christie Black cards at www.greetingcarduniverse.com/christieblack
Product Id: 47650
Funny Old Folks Birthday Party card
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Inside Text: Who says we don't party
as hard as we used to?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 196857
Braless Humor Getting Older Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Don't get your nipples in a twist... just have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Let loose with this rude birthday card from NobleWorks Cards!
Product Id: 1090080
Birthday Shuffle card
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Inside Text: You may shuffle
a little slower,
but you're still
playing with a
full deck.

Happy Birthday
Artist: Hannah Creative
Product Id: 324971
Yes We Can birthday card
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Inside Text: NO WE CAN'T.

BUT HAVE
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ANYWAY!
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 315876
Funny Over The Hill Birthday Card
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Inside Text: A bottle of WINE, lots of
CHOCOLATE,
and a GOOD PAIR
of TWEEZERS!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHICK!
Artist: Jeannette Goff
Product Id: 604957
Birthday - Getting Older - Congratulations card
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Inside Text: Don't worry,
you're still
"Young At Heart"
Artist: Great Scott Designs©
Product Id: 69344
Birthday Beer Humor Getting Older card
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Inside Text: ... to help make getting older
a bit more BEERable!
Artist: Michelle Dokos
Artist Notes: A fun birthday card full of humor that has a photo of five tipsy brown beer bottles all wearing silly facial expressions. The inside reveals a pun of making getting older a bit more BEERable.
Product Id: 1093030
Who do you think you’re kidding? card
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Inside Text: Go ahead, kid,
lie about your age.

You can always
plead insanity.

Happy Birthday!
Artist: Cornered Greeting Cards
Product Id: 604737
You’re How Old! Holy Shiskabob! card
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Inside Text: HOLY SHISKABOB!
Artist: Judy Cotrone-Ramirez
Artist Notes: As always, you can change the inside text to whatever you would like (or just leave it BLANK)! If you really want to personalize this unique card, just add some sparkles, rhinestones, glitter glue, etc., be creative! (pick a 'matte' finish if you plan on embellishing your card)
Product Id: 911467
You Start Losing card
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Inside Text: Thank goodness
you'll still be able to drive!
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: Vintage 19th century illustrations paired with edgy humor make this a birthday card they won't soon forget!
Product Id: 457636
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