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Get well-they say there’s a bug going around card
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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon.
Artist: They say cards
Artist Notes: Well known sayings don't just come from anywhere. They are the result of years of painstaking scientific research conducted by 'they'.
Product Id: 799656
Porcupine Acupuncture Humor Card
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Inside Text: Hope you're feeling better soon.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994915
Sorry about your accident--cracked egg card
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Inside Text: Sorry to hear about
your accident.

Wishing you a
speedy recovery!
Artist: Jenny Fenlason
Product Id: 697623
Which sucks when you’re not feeling well and could…
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Inside Text: Which sucks when
you're not feeling well and
could use some help.

Hope you feel
purrrrrfect soon!
Artist: Cornered Greeting Cards
Product Id: 440580
Next Humor Card
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Inside Text: Feel better soon.
Artist: Leo Cullum
Product Id: 994905
Get Well, Not Running on all Cylinders, Cartoon Ca…
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Inside Text: ... BUT WILL SEE YOU
IN THE FAST LANE SOON!
Artist: Drive By Greetings
Product Id: 984769
Your Appendix Funny Card
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Inside Text: You are bound to feel better soon.
Artist: Glenn McCoy
Product Id: 994795
Get Well Pup card
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Inside Text: HEAL!
Artist: Diane N. Ennis
Artist Notes: Healing advice from a sweet Boston Terrier pup.
Product Id: 534183
Congratulations on Throwing Up at the Party card
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Inside Text: You drank until the party's end.
Oh yeah, that's nothing new.
The party rocked, my drinking friend,
until you began to spew.
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 78548
Not feeling up to speed card
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Inside Text: hope you get well soon !
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 54905
Post-op visit card
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Inside Text: THE INCISION
IS
HEALING NICELY
Artist: fred burns
Artist Notes: PEN AND INK, COLORED PENCIL
Product Id: 809193
Toady Stool Sample Get Well Humor card
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Inside Text: Here's hoping you're well soon ...
toadily.
Artist: Jonny Hawkins' Card Store
Product Id: 420050
A prescription for people soup - get well soon - f…
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Inside Text: Don't chicken out!

Get well soon!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 782294
Get Well-Humorous Poodle card
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Inside Text: I heard you
felt like
DOOdle!
Hope you
are up to a
speedy recovery
because that is what
I am wishing for you!
Get well soon.
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Artist Notes: ©Christie Black-When someone is feeling like doodle, send them this card and wish them a speedy recovery! Easily change the inside verse to fit your need and occasion. You can find this image for belated birthday as well as other fun cards at www.greetingcarduniverse.com/christieblack
Product Id: 840908
Get Well - Obamacare card
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Inside Text: Be thankful you're
being taken care of
before it's too late!


Also, I'd advise against seeing
a doctor if you develop
migraines. Just sayin'.


Get well soon!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 508021
Get Well - Coffee Pot - Perk Up - card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Annie Kelly
Artist Notes: Cheer up a family member or friend with this adorable sunny yellow and orange star burst background card that features a very happy and adorable coffee pot. With the humor filled saying, this card is sure to delight coffee lovers as well!
Product Id: 1352954
Get Well Pup card
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Inside Text: Try barking at strangers
and sleeping in the sun.

It always works for me!

(hope you're up & wagging soon!)
Artist: Diane N. Ennis
Artist Notes: Healing offer from a sweet Boston Terrier pup.
Product Id: 534185
Amusing Get Well wish - dog therapy card
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Inside Text: GET WELL SOON!

You know you
can lick this thing!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: The cartoon illustrates one problem with HMO's. Maybe Obamacare will give everyone a free dog.
Product Id: 1216608
GET WELL - CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP - HUMOR card
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Inside Text: . . . the Darn Chicken
hasn't laid a
SINGLE NOODLE yet!

Oh well, NOT going to get my
feathers all RUFFLED-Up,
let's hope you Get Well
REAL SOON, anyway!
Artist: Trudy Wilkerson
Artist Notes: Most all effects have been digitally designed to create a more realistic affect - sometimes they may be incorporated into actual photos. CREDITS: Some graphics used under purchased commercial license or TOU provided by Original graphics (c)delightful-doodles***All Photography by (c) Trudy Wilkerson
Product Id: 950265
Reflections - a funny Get Well Poem card
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Inside Text: Get Well Soon
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Artist Notes: A Get Well Card featuring a bad poem and illustration for the patient in a mood to reflect on all sorts of things.
Product Id: 1215796
Get Well Soon-Feeling Crappy-Humor-Poop card
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Inside Text: So I'm sending this
crappy card to cheer you up.
Get Well Soon!
Artist: Janet Palaggi
Artist Notes: Piece of Poop Card with Arrow and Brown Border. Now Reads: I Know You're Feeling Like ... *graphics courtesy of pixabay-permission granted by Nemo*Designed by Janet Palaggi
Product Id: 949296
Funny Get Well Soon - Action Figure Humor card
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Inside Text: Hope you are
back in action soon!
Artist: mira scharf
Artist Notes: A funny get well card to help an injured friend or family member laugh a little!
Product Id: 1144442
Doctor x-rays may wrapped in snake. Get well card
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Inside Text: GET WELL SOON!
(I'm sure the doctor
knows what he's doing!)
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 886951
Get Well Soon with Tortoise Selfie Humor card
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Inside Text: Take it slow
and you will be back to taking
SHELLFIES
very soon!
Artist: © Pamela Jorgensen/PamJArts
Artist Notes: Send along this fun get well soon card featuring a cute desert tortoise with an ice bag on his head. Silly and fun, and sure to make a sick friend or family member feel better. Especially if they are a tortoise lover or owner. Adapted from a tortoise image by valessiobrito in the Open Clip Art Library. Design by ©PamJArts.
Product Id: 1489110
Funny Get Well Card, You’re Milkin’ It card
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Inside Text: Just kidding.

Rest, heal and
get better soon.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Artist Notes: Send an ill friend this funny card to cheer them up. First accuse them of "milking it," then wish them a speedy recovery.
Product Id: 1433556
Getting Well - a funny Get Well Poem card
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Inside Text: Get Well Soon
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Artist Notes: A funny Get Well Card, featuring a bad poem and illustration, about staying focused on "job one".
Product Id: 1339654
Funny Get Well Soon - Felafel Humor card
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Inside Text: Don't worry, you'll feel better soon!
Artist: Mira Scharf
Artist Notes: A fun and humorous Get Well Soon Card for your loved one/friend whether or not they ate felafel!
Product Id: 956255
Sorry feeling crumby cookie get well card
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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon!
Artist: Nicole Spencer
Artist Notes: Cute sad cookie feel better soon card. Cartoon chocolate chip cookie feeks bad you're feeling crumby, Chocolate chip cookie is a photograph, with digital cartoon and text effects added. Full color on a faux brown paper background.
Product Id: 1467714
Get Well Card with man in protective clothing card
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Inside Text: Hope you feel better soon!
Artist: Edward M. Fielding
Artist Notes: Funny man in safety gear against a pure white background holding a clipboard with the words get well on it.
Product Id: 1070249
Get well cow humor, a touch of de udder, cannot be…
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Inside Text: You can't be feeling yourself then!

Hope you get well soon.
Artist: Inkflo @ Chez Inkflo
Artist Notes: Get well cow humor. This cartoon cow with bunch of flowers is asking if you've come down with a touch of de udder, inside reads, you cannot be feeling yourself then! Hope you get well soon. Clipart courtesy of Ashley Carfine.
Product Id: 1040823
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