CONGRATULATIONS ON PASSING YOUR DRIVING TEST!!!!

now seriously, take a good long look at the front of this card, (but not while you're driving), and when you are, put on your seat belt, and always stop for yellow lights (red comes too quick), and use your turn signals(lights and arms), and always lock your doors and check your mirrors and tire pressure and gas gauge and oil stick and watch those dash lights, and don't even think about turning on the radio, touching your cell phone or eating in the car...and if you're starting to crack a smile right about now, then you didn't take a good long look at the front of this card, speedy!

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