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Title: Dysfuntional most occasions

Inside:Let's face it...all families are dysfunctional.
And trying to find a card that says how I really feel is hard.
So, I circled the text below that fits what I want to say.

Don't worry about this gene pool. (You're adopted.)
Congratulations on the new baby! (Do you know who the father is?)
You graduated! (against all odds.)
Happy Birthday! (Man you're old!)
You're kids are not "Little Darlings". (They're "Big Brats!")
Happy Anniversary! (I'm the only one who thought you would make it.)
Congrats on your engagement! (Does your fiance know everything about you?)
I don't want any of your fruit cake for Christmas this year!
Congrats on your wedding day! (Too bad no one likes your spouse.)
You've always said you would die for me. (Time to keep your promise!)
Note: You can change the inside verse with your own messages.

Image By: J. Freshman

Card Size: 7x5 inches glossy finish      Product Id: 228895

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