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Masturbation Birthday card

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Masturbation Birthday card (442349)
Front | Inside | Back
Masturbation Birthday card
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$3.50 (includes envelope), as low as

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$1.39Over 1000 cards*
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*orders of more than 99 cards are not eligible for in-store pick-up.
$1.39!
Inside Text:
Your eyesight is not getting
worse due to age.



Happy Birthday
Customize:
Inside text only
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Availability:
In Stock - Ships the next business day
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Size:
Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
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